I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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