Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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