: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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