She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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