Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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