But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
