Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
