How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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