hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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