ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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