he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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