Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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