We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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