Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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