From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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