Buhtt sex?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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