Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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