Where did you get a picture of my penis
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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