Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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