the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
