can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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