Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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