I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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