Dual....:-)
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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