Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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