okay pat passed out under dana's car
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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