Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
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You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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