At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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