And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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