so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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