Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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