we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she smelled like a LAN party
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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