I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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