So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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