I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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