not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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