So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
