Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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