So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
