That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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