# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
