there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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