Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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