dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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