I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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