you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Jerry, you need to find god
I wish i was in the wii world.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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