problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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