Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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