when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My vagina is officially offended.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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