People with herpes should wear stickers.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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