Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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